Well last weekend, I was driving to drop my friend off at her house. I'd say it was around 10pm or so. I was just minding my own business, when all of a sudden a hear a huge bump on my windsheild and something flew off. I turned the car around to see what it was. IT WAS AN OWL. It was fucking breathing and blinking, but not moving. My friend picked up the limp bird with MY shoes and we decided we'll take it to an animal hospital or something. I was driving along with the bird in the car and suddenly is sits up and its looking around. It scared the shit outta me, so I made my friends that were following me take the owl. We got to my friend's house and the bird was walking around my friend's car, jumping on the steering wheel and everything. In the end, this kid took it home and now its stuck in a cage in his house, but I think his mom is making him take it to a bird sancuary (thank god).


A few days ago, I was driving home from the dentist, and some idiot bird dove in front of my car. I didn't think I was going to hit it, so I didn't slow down. Well, ya know, with my luck, I hit the damn bird. I looked in my mirror and saw feathers everywhere. Oops. I didn't stop that time, I kept driving so I wouldn't feel as bad, lol.